Blog of Wishes

Help Stewie complete his mind control device by plugging him into your USB port (and loading the included software). Soon, he will be responding to keystrokes with sound and movement. He shall dominate your every keystroke with his commands (“Silence!”, “Stop mocking me!” and more), blinking his evil baby eyes, waving his arm menacingly and shooting you with is lethal laser! He’s on his way to Total World Domination, and you and your computer are just along for the ride, my friend…

The price of the USB Stewie is $28.

– To get your hands on a USB Stewie (or Stewie’s hands on you)…