Posts Tagged ‘office war

Metal Desk Catapult

7, Sep 2006


Office warfare has always existed. Sometimes it’s full out regicide, but normally it just begins by pestering your coworkers. Office warfare is, however, very addictive. It starts when you shoot your first rubber band at an unsuspecting person standing near the water cooler. It then progresses to spit balls and flinging small objects with rulers. Eventually, like most addictions, you begin to use the harder stuff: siege engines.

Clink???‚?¦clink???‚?¦clink. That’s the sound of this all-metal (except, of course, for the mini rope) desk catapult ratcheting back into its loading position. Once it is poised, load in your projectile du jour (we’ve found caffeinated mints make excellent ammo) and let it fly. This catapult is perfect for displaying on the corner of your desk. It looks so fancy, everyone will think it’s just decoration. And that’s when you nail them. Defend your desk in style.

The price of the Metal Desk Catapult is $34.99

If you want to own one of these “decorative” catapults…

USB Missile Launcher

7, Aug 2006


Defend your office against intruders! With this USB Missile Launcher you can target your colleagues at work, and bombard them with missiles throughout the day – without even looking away from your screen!

The Launcher is powered by 3 x AA batteries (not included) but is completely controlled from your PC via a USB port. Once you’re connected you’ll be able to rotate the base of the launcher 360 degrees, giving you complete control over the direction your missiles will travel. Users will also be able to adjust the trajectory of the missile flight from their computer screen and are thus able to alter the distance each missile will travel!

Once installed on your PC or Laptop a radar screen will appear on your screen from which the launcher is controlled. Either click the mouse on the direction tabs, or simply use the arrow keys on your keyboard to adjust the direction and height that each missile will be launched at! The Missile Launcher will also generate an incredible noise through your computer’s speakers, when firing.

The ultimate desktop toy that is guaranteed to cause a riot in any office!

The price of the USB Missile Launcher is about $57.

If you are interested in getting one of those cool USB Missile Launchers…