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USB Pet Rock that does… Absolutely Nothing!

30, Nov 2009

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The Pet Rock phenomenon was an unbelievable experiment performed in the 70s by an advertising executive. The challenge: could he take a simple idea, market it, make people happy, and use it all to turn himself into a millionaire? Well, the answer is yes. And now it it time to reinvent the classic product by… adding an USB port to the rock.

Simply plug the USB cable into a free port and let the fun begin. The USB Pet Rock will instantly begin to work its magic. People will stop by and ask you what your USB Pet Rock does. Each time, you can make up a new story; for no matter what you say, it will be greater than the truth – because these USB Pet Rocks don’t do a dang thing. Except make you smile. And confuse your friends and coworkers, which will make you smile even more. So, get your USB Pet Rock today.

Here’s why you need a USB Pet Rock now:
– They make a great gift for everyone we can think of.
– They don’t need food or water.
– They don’t chew on your stuff.
– They will make you instantly cool.
– They never talk back to you.
– They will forever love you in their own rocky way.
– They are the greenest USB products ever created, as they draw absolutely no electricity.
– They are compatible with Windows (7 and lower); Mac (all OS’s); Linux; and all other past, present, and future operating systems – no drivers needed!


You can get one yourself or as a fun gift for anyone for $9.99.

– For more about these good for just about anything USB Pet Rocks…

USB Humping Bunnies

19, Oct 2008

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The USB Humping Bunnies are not much different than the USB Humping Dogs at least when we are talking about their purpose, which is just the same – to entertain you and your friends for a while. When you plug one of these USB Humping Bunnies in your laptop it will start humping it and that is what is fun about them, at least for a while, plus the bunnies look cuter than the dogs, although that depends on your personal preferences. The USB Humping Bunnies have one advantage over the dog version, because they come with 1GB built-in flash memory, which makes them somewhat useful and not just some weird and fun gadget.


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This USB Humping Bunnies are blind-boxed, which means you’ll be totally surprised by what you get. Blind-boxed items come sealed from the manufacturer, without any clue on the color or type of bunny until you open the box, so you’ll be surprised when you open the box. Anyway there are only two types of USB Humping Bunnies so far – a black and a white one and both of them look cool enough.

The price of the USB Humping Bunnies with 1GB flash memory is $15.

– To get yourself some of these USB Humping Bunnies…


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