This is really a great idea for a gift to every geek’s (or apple fan) girlfriend or wife, at least until the iPhone becomes available… 
The iPhone Thong Panties are available in black and white and the bidding starts at 10$.
Stonehenge is certainly surrounded by mystery concerning why it was built and by whom. Druids, aliens, Merlin, the devil – heck, we don’t know – probably built by some ancient ancestors of modern geeks. You can now harness the power of the sun and the stones by using the Stonehenge Watch. Just position the watch using the accompanying high viscosity compass to tell local apparent time just as the builders of Stonehenge did thousands of years ago. Prove the accuracy of both The Stonehenge Watch and your mastery of its power by confirming your calculation of the time by reference to the analog watch that is set into the reverse side of the watch case. The Stonehenge Watch allows you to predict the exact moment of the winter and summer solstices.
The Stonehenge Watch is being sold for $39.99
Now you can wake to the soothing sounds of Super Mario Bros. with the Nintendo Controller Alarm Clock. Shaped like the classic NES controller we all know and love this portable alarm clock features a LCD display and retro game sounds. It even has a built in mini-game… score high enough and unlock a “secret” alarm sound. These cool little clocks are limited edition items imported from Japan and are guaranteed cheaper than PS3.
Features
- Alarm clock looks like a classic NES (Famicom in Japan) Controller
- Use the D-Pad and buttons to change modes and set the alarm
- Alarm sounds from Super Mario Bros.
- Built-in mini-game
- Score high enough in the mini-game and unlock another alarm sound.
- Built-in Stand
- Dimensions: 5″ x 2″ x .8″
- Requires 2 AAA Batteries. Not Included.
The price of the NES clock is $24.99.
- If you are interested in getting a Nintendo Controller Alarm Clock…
Put these cute and cuddly stuffed penguins with built-in speaker and amplifier on your desktop, bookshelf or anywhere you take your music. Just plug in your iPod, MP3, music player or computer to hear and share your favorite tunes. Powered by your computer’s USB port or 2x AA batteries, and approx. 5″ tall. Makes a geeky gift especially for any die-hard Linux fan.
The price of the speakers is $29.99.
- If you want to get a pair of these Plush Penguin-shaped Speakers…
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs that extra kick? Know any programmers who don’t regularly bathe and need some special motivation? Introducing Shower Shock, the original and world’s first caffeinated soap. When you think about it, ShowerShock is the ultimate clean buzz
Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. So it’s a gently invigorating soap Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we’re not kidding and no you don’t eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin…
You can purchase a single bar of Caffeinated Soap for $6.99
- If you can’t wait to get your hands on the soap, or the soap on your hands…
