Office warfare has always existed. Sometimes it’s full out regicide, but normally it just begins by pestering your coworkers. Office warfare is, however, very addictive. It starts when you shoot your first rubber band at an unsuspecting person standing near the water cooler. It then progresses to spit balls and flinging small objects with rulers. Eventually, like most addictions, you begin to use the harder stuff: siege engines.

Clink???‚?¦clink???‚?¦clink. That’s the sound of this all-metal (except, of course, for the mini rope) desk catapult ratcheting back into its loading position. Once it is poised, load in your projectile du jour (we’ve found caffeinated mints make excellent ammo) and let it fly. This catapult is perfect for displaying on the corner of your desk. It looks so fancy, everyone will think it’s just decoration. And that’s when you nail them. Defend your desk in style.

The price of the Metal Desk Catapult is $34.99

- If you want to own one of these “decorative” catapults…

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Go back in time, sort of. This clock runs BACKWARDS (counter-clockwise) without effecting the space/time continuum. Fun at the office or anywhere time seems to drag on. Clock face actually reads right when looking at it in a mirror. Quartz movement keeps excellent time. Clock uses a single AA size battery (not included).

The price of the Backwards Clock is $12

- If you want your time to start moving backwards with this Backwards Clock…

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This is the world’s most elegant and trendy toilet paper. Why waste your time with so-last-season-two-ply-white when you can treat your cellulite-free-gym-toned toosh with stylish black?

They already use this Trendy Black Toilet Paper in the bathrooms of the hottest restaurants and hotels in New York, Madrid, Paris and Milan. This is Fashionable, Sensual, Sophisticated, Fun, and Unique

The Black Toilet Paper is being sold in six-pack with a price of $15.

- If you want to order yourself some Renova Black Toilet Paper…

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Put some meat into your pocket with one of these intriguing bacon wallets. You thought people looked at you weird before? Wait until you see the looks you get from pulling a wad of bacon out of your jeans. And of course these aren’t made from a real bacon, it is just that the leather is made to look just like it is bacon… just don’t try eating it, OK?

Each 4-1/4″ x 3-3/4″ faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and credit cards. Yes – they are gross looking. But… you know that is the perfect gift for that weirdo in your life.

The price of the Bacon Wallet is $7.99

- If you can’t wait to get your hands on one of these…

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